Ozai's Barbecue Adventures

Once upon a time there was a lonely, lonely man named Fire Lord Ozai. He was so lonely that he decided that burning his son's face off would fix some problems. Sadly for Lonely Lord Ozai, it just made things worse. His son with a barbecued face decided to wreak havoc and join the bald arrow headed Avatar kid. So one day when the skies were red, Lonely Lord Ozai decided to throw a big barbecue for all to attend. Oh, how Ozai loved barbecues.

Ozai decided to use the Earth Kingdom's finest coal to help fuel the festivities. The Fire Lord (now dubbed Phoenix King) traveled all the way to the Earth Kingdom to share the fun. Sadly for Ozai, no one seemed to enjoy his barbecue. He was just minding his own business while starting the barbecue when all of a sudden flying rocks hit the engines of his airship. He saw the arrow headed bald Avatar kid.

After landing to ensure the safety of his guests and bystanders, Ozai decided to personally invite the Avatar kid to his barbecue, in the traditional Fire Nation style. Well unfortunately for Ozai, the Avatar kid wanted to end his happy barbecue. So Lonely Lord Ozai and the Avatar kid engaged in a "heated" argument on how the barbecue should be carried out.

Ozai wanted to continue his happy, harmless, small-scale barbecue and take it all the way to Ba Sing Se. The Avatar kid on the other hand, wanted Ozai to stop his barbecue. Apparently the Avatar kid said that he could end it there. Ozai disagreed. Oh, how he loved barbecues.

At the end of the "heated" misunderstanding, the Avatar kid decided to cheat and in short, make everything go all glowy. Everything lit up brighter than the comet itself, which is hard to do apparently. Next thing Ozai knew he was stuck to the ground while the Avatar kid started touching him. Ozai, liking his wife, felt very uncomfortable with this. During these thoughts, things got all bright and glowy. Ozai was getting sick of glowy things. Very much so.

Ozai woke up with a headache and wondered why he felt like jello. He tried to share the barbecue with the Avatar kid and found out his fire was gone. The Lonely Loser Lord was disappointed that the Avatar kid cancelled his barbecue. He was especially disappointed that the Avatar kid's friends started calling him rude names.

A few days later Ozai was in a tiny cell in a five star prison, getting treated like the king he truly was. His son, the new and improved Fire Lord decided to pay him a visit. The visit consisted of his barbecued son telling him that he was no longer allowed to throw any barbecues anymore. Among other less important things, like where his mom was.

Ozai lived a long and happy life in the prison which consisted of lots of chats about the "good old times" and meeting up with some familiar faces. He was no longer lonely and felt the need to throw any more barbecues, both literally and figuratively.